| Featuring: |
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| Also Featuring: |
Leslie Walker Tom Martin Dale Westers Ron Johnson |
| Guest: |
Doctor |
| Written By: |
Adam |
| Edited and Posted By: |
Elad Benari |
Confused? You won't be after tonight's episode of SOAP!
Tates' House
<The house is empty and Burt comes in looking around the house for someone.>
Burt: Hey Chester I came by to see what was in the fridge. Chester? Jessica? Is anyone home here?
<Jessica comes racing down not looking very good at all.>
Jessica: Burglars! They attacked Chester! Call 119!!!
<Jessica collapses in Burt's arms.>
Burt: Jessica!
Cabin At The Foothills
Benson: I really hope everyone is all right back at home. I better go check up on them to give a possible warning.
<Benson calls them with his Cellular phone.>
Benson: Don't leave home without it....
Burt on the Phone: Hello?
Benson: Mr. Campbell what are you doing at the Tate house?
Burt: It's horrible Benson! Jessica it out cold and is on her way to the hospital and Chester is missing! Saunders has just arrived. I got to go Benson, come home soon!
Benson: Wait, Mr. Campbell... <Benson hears the click of the dial> What is Saunders doing there? This doesn't look good at all.
Riding On A Bus
<Billy is reading a newspaper on his travels back home from a day in the city. Leslie pulls in the train and sits next to him.
Billy: Leslie Walker. I knew I couldn't go more than a week without running into you.
Leslie: That's right Billy, and what's new with you?
Billy: Nothing much Leslie, I'm just getting on with my life.
Leslie: That's very funny Billy. I'm just beginning a new one too. You see I've recently entered a new job.
Billy: Well congratulations. What do you do?
Leslie: I do special tasks for a boss. Maybe you've heard of him? Dale Westers?
Billy: No I haven't.
Leslie: Well he has just hired me to kill you.
<Leslie pulls out of her handbag a gun.>
Billy: Oh come on Leslie! We can be friends!
Leslie: No, Billy this has gone way too far. We can't just be friends.
<Leslie starts pulling the trigger.....>
Hospital
<Jessica is in intense care right now. Doctors are surrounding her. Mary comes in looking very concerned.>
Mary: Doctor, how does this look?
Doctor: Jessica has been out cold for a few hours now. We don't know when she will finally come to. We put her on an extra oxygen support machine because we don't know how her breathing is.
Mary: Will she be okay?
Doctor: I think she will. Don't worry Mrs. Campbell, you're sister will be as bright as always sooner or later.
Mary: That's great to know.
Doctor: We will ask you to please leave the room. If Jessica does come out of her unconsciousness we don't want her to see many faces.
Mary: I completely understand.
<The doctors walk Mary out of the room and through a window a masked man wearing all black unplugs Jessica's oxygen machine.>
Campbells'
Mary: I have this horrible feeling.
Bob: So do I, but I'm sure we will find Chester soon.
Mary: No, not about Chester, about Scotty!!!
Chuck: Please don't start on this again Mary, we've all had a rough day.
Mary: Scotty has been silent. He has been sleeping all day.
Bob: SO??? What does that mean? Maybe it shows he got some normal hormones instead of Burt's?
Mary: He never sleeps. This is abnormal for him. Something's wrong.
Bob: You better go check Mary, maybe he's been so busy flying that he wore himself out!
Mary: I never thought of that! I think I will!
<Mary goes upstairs. The telephone rings and Mary runs down to pick it up.>
Bob: I'll get it!
Mary: No you won't. <Picking up phone> Hello? Benson? What's the matter? Oh my, I'll be there as soon as possible.
Tates House
<Mary rushes in the Tates house and sees Burt lying motionless on the floor. She helps him up.>
Mary: Burt get up!!!
Burt: What happened?
Mary: I don't know. I visited Jessica in the hospital and they said she will be fine soon. Why were you on the floor down there? What happened to you?
Burt: I can't seem to remember how I got here but I do know I was looking for Chester. He's still missing.
Mary: Okay let's look together.
Burt: I checked all the basement and the garden. And then I remember...... Saunders was here!
Mary: Why was Saunders here?
Burt: Well I think he was here. I saw him and I don't remember what happened next. I believe Benson had called the house.
Mary: Yes, he called me on his cell phone before. He said it sounded like there was trouble.
Noise: Groan...
Burt And Mary: Chester!
<Burt and Mary run upstairs and Chester is lying helpless in the shower with the curtain covering him. He has a huge bump over his head.>
Burt: What happened Chester?
Chester: Two men came in. I think they were after my money and they said something about Benson!
Mary: Oh dear, are you okay now?
Chester: I think so, Burt can you help carry me into my bed?
Burt: Not without you wearing any clothes.
Mary: BURT! Help him, he's very hurt right now! Chester, I will be downstairs if you need any help.
Chester: Thank you Burt and thank you Mary.
Campbell's
<Danny comes down and finds Jodie taking a nap on the couch.>
Danny: Jodie wake up.
<Jodie doesn't wake up so Danny slaps him across the face. Jodie slowly gets up.>
Danny: Why were you sleeping like that Jodie?
Jodie: Jodie? Whose Jodie?
Danny: Why you are.
Jodie: I'm Julius Casendorf. You should know that. Where am I?
Danny: Jodie, don't pull this on me. You're home now.
Jodie: Really? Then I want my matzo ball soup!
Danny: Matzo ball? Is that some kind of sport?
Jodie: If you can't give me what I want then I might as well leave.
Danny: Wait! You're for real aren't you?
Jodie: No, platypus, I'm pretend, I'm like one of those comic book characters.
Danny: Be serious Jodie.
Jodie: You be serious dummy! My name is Julius Casendorf. You are getting me angry sir!! Oye.... I'm getting heartburn!!!!!
<Chuck and Bob comes down.>
Bob: Heh, look if you put together both of their brains, you get a fruitfly.
Chuck: Be nice Bob.
Jodie: Oh look shorty returned! You're a funny guy, but you got a big mouth.
Bob: Who me?
Jodie: Yes you, the other guy has common sense to never speak.
Chuck: Hey!
Jodie: Oh there it goes. Two dummies for the price of one. Now...Danny, I'd like some kreplach soup! Go into the delicatessen and buy me some.
Danny: All right Jodie. Whatever you want.
Jodie: That's right so I should expect to have some hot soup in minutes. And you dummy?
Bob: Me?
Jodie: No the other guy.
Chuck: What?
Jodie: It's cold in here, chop up some wood and warm us up!
<Bob turns his head to Chuck.>
Bob: You wouldn't.....
A Train in NYC
<Benson walks in and has a look on his face as if he's seen a man he thought he'd never speak to again.>
Benson: Hey, Mr. Martin!!! Tom!!! Over here!
Tom: Benson! I thought I'd never see you again. How was your vacation?
Benson: Oh it was great. I'm just returning home to help out the family I work for. They are in a lot of trouble.
Tom: What's the matter?
Benson: These two gangsters, Johnson and Westers are out to ruin the family. I may need your help. Those criminals haven't met you yet!
Tom: But I'm going to Boston! My family and I have an important dinner this evening.
Benson: Peoples lives are in danger. Please help me.
Tom: I'll do it. My wife won't be happy, but if it helps save some lives then there's no reason why I won't do it.
Benson: Thanks a lot. Here have a peanut.
<Benson tosses a peanut to Tom and the camera fades to black.>
Tates
Chester: Oh Mary have you checked my wallet? I know those crooks tried to take something of mine.
Burt: Oh Chester why would they steal your money. They know your cheap and everything you own is stored in your socks.
Chester: Burt, how did you know that?
Burt: Ummm..... Mary have you checked his wallet yet?
Mary: I am. Chester, where did you seem to leave your bank card?
Chester: It's always in my front side pocket.
Mary: It's not there.
Chester: What do you mean it's not there?
Mary: It's gone!
Chester: My MONEY????
Mary: It will be okay. Once Jessica gets out of the hospital we can all do a big search.
Chester: But my money! Without my money what do I need anyone for?
Mary: Chester Tate, we will get your money back. Your wife is not up at this moment and I think her well being is more important that your savings account.
Chester: But I just ordered new clothes!
Mary: Don't worry we will trace your card.
Burt: Plus I doubt the criminals will take everything out of your savings account or even reach the bank yet. They have other things to do at the time being.
Hartford First National Bank.
<Westers and Johnson pull up to an ATM machine.>
Westers: Johnson what are you doing just standing there? Put the card in the machine!
Johnson: I don't know how to work one of these things.
Westers: There's not many things you own that work are there?
Johnson: Don't even get me started on that.
Westers: Okay, we all know your the brain of the organization. I hope Leslie got rid of Billy Tate. Now give me the card and once again let me complete everything.
<The camera shows the ATM machine and it says: Mr. Tate please enter password. The password is showing being entered. Below on the bottom of the screen the words say:>
Account Can Be Accessed
To Be Continued....
Announcer: Will Leslie kill Billy? How can she possibly do it successfully? Will Jessica be alive even though her oxygen bed was unplugged? Will Jodie ever get his memory back, and when he does will Bob be firewood? Will Burt and Mary stop Westers and Johnson? Will Benson and Tom Martin stop them? Can anyone stop Westers and Johnson from stealing Chester's money? These questions and many others may be answered in the next episode of:
SOAP!