<Jessica and Corinne are both watching television.>
Jessica: How do you feel darling?
Corinne: Much better.
<The doorbell rings. Benson walks through the kitchen and Jessica stares at
him.>
Benson: You want me to get that?
Jessica: If you don't mind.
Benson: Well I do! Whenever anyone walks into that door havoc occurs. We've
had the devil, murderers, revolutionaries, aliens, and the Campbells come
through here! There is no way no how I'm opening up this door unless it's Ed
McMahon telling me I've been on Candid Camera for the last twenty-five years!
<Benson walks away. Corinne opens the door. Maurice is standing there with
burns all over his body and sea-weed coming out from his ears.>
Corinne: Oh my god.
Maurice: Don't say it, I know. I AM INVINCIBLE!
Jessica: Maurice! You're dead!
Maurice: No. I'm just the only one alive from the crash! We landed into the
waters of Lake Michigan. It turned out I never wore my seatbelt. I popped
open the top exit of the plane while we were sinking. I escaped through the
opening and swam to surface before I drowned.
Corinne: But they said there were no survivors!
Maurice: No, they said there were no survivors found. No one found me. I've
walked home all these days in hope no one would recognize me just so I could
see your face in surprise.
Corinne: I'm surprised.
Maurice: Let's go upstairs and I think you need a cold shower to get rid of
your shock. God knows I need a shower too.
<Corinne and Maurice go upstairs.>
Jessica: How wonderful. Everyone has a happy ending today. Eunice and Dutch
are together, Corinne and Maurice, Burt and Mary are back together after her
amnesia scare and I got to meet Super Soup! What a great day!
<Chester runs in with a piece of paper.>
Jessica: And he always ends up ruining it. Please leave Chester.
Chester: You can't throw me out of this house!
Jessica: And why not?
Chester: It says it right here in the contract!
Jessica: What contract?
Chester: The contract your mother made me sign when I married you.
Jessica: You signed a contract?
Chester: Yes! It was so my father wouldn't be arrested.
Jessica: You signed a contract to marry me?
Chester: It just said I would always live in this house with you as long as
The Major, or any of the kids were living in it too. It also said we can
never get a divorce.
Jessica: Let me read that!
<Jessica reads the contract.>
Jessica: Well you're not staying in my room. You can stay in the basement.
Chester: And I get meals.
Jessica: If Benson and Saunders will serve it to you.
<The telephone rings.>
Chester: Ah let me get this one.
<Jessica rolls her eyes.>
Chester: Hello? Who did you say you were? Oh my god. What do you want? No,
NEVER!
<Chester hangs up the telephone.>
Jessica: Who was that?
Chester: Randolph.
Jessica: Who?
Chester: Your brother.
Jessica: Randolph?
Chester: Yes.
Jessica: Is he here?
Chester: I'm afraid so. And he has Billy with him.
Jessica: Does Billy know?
Chester: I'm afraid so. I knew we should have told him when Corinne was
taken in by Ingrid seven years ago.
Jessica: He was too young! We wouldn't tell him anything then.
Chester: That's the problem. And let's not forget that Ingrid doesn't know
that Billy is her child and only Randolph did.
Jessica: She was dumb.
Chester: It's not that. It's that she was deported to Ecuador the day after
she gave birth to him. Remember? She never even named him. We did! And
then Randolph threatened to call the police on your mom so we got him deported
too!
Jessica: That's right. It was 20 years ago. What did Randolf want?
Chester: A deal. He will give us Billy back if we make him a deal. I told
him what he was asking for was no good and we had no deal.
Jessica: This is for Billy's life! We can give him all the money he wants.
Chester: He doesn't want money.
Jessica: Then what does he want?
Chester: A visa and a termination of our marriage contract. I told him no
deal.
Jessica: But this is for Billy!
Chester: I will not let him terminate my contract with you.
Jessica: But we are finished!
Chester: I will not let him terminate our contract and that's my final
decision!
<Chester storms out of the house and Jessica puts her head down crying.>