<Jodie, Danny, and Elaine are all sitting on the couch. Mary walks in.>
Mary: Have you all packed your bags? You know the Jet is leaving tonight for the cruise.
Danny: We know that!!!!! Do you really think we're that dumb?
Mary: Of course not!
Danny: Well one question? How does the jet turn into a ship?
Jodie: What are you talking about?
Danny: Well if we take a jet to the cruise, does the jet just land in water and all of the sudden turn into a boat?
Jodie: We land the jet and then take the boat.
Danny: Ohhhhhh. I understand now.
Elaine: We are working on common sense a lot now.
Jodie: I would hope so.
Mary: Well are all of you packed?
Danny: Yes.
Elaine: Yes.
Jodie: Yes and so is Wendy.
Mary: Just out of curiousity, is Mrs. David coming with?
Jodie: Yes......
Mary: How long is she staying with us?
Jodie: Forever.
Mary: No seriously.
Jodie: Seriously. She won't leave but Elaine has a plan. When we get on the jet we will convince Mrs. David that Chuck is so sick that Bob is actually in love with her.
Mary: And....
Elaine: We will tell Bob that Mrs. David has a crush on him. I think that if a doll makes the moves on a woman she will definately run the hell out of our household.
Mary: That's a wonderful idea!
<Burt comes in. He sees suitcases everywhere.>
Burt: Why are you all packed? Are we going somewhere?
Mary: A cruise. Tonight we are leaving. We won free tickets.
Burt: Why didn't anyone tell me?
Mary: Kids, can you please leave the room?
<Danny, Jodie and Elaine leave.>
Mary: Where have you been?
Burt: Out...
Mary: Where? You're not home at night and you sneak out through the window. I saw you do it last night.
Burt: Oh Mary.... have you been drinking?
Mary: Don't you dare play the crazy trick on me again Burt! What are you doing?
Burt: Well I didn't want to tell you but, I'm birdwatching.
Mary: What?
Burt: Yes, there are some endangered birds in Dunnesriver and its my job as Sheriff to watch them and make sure no one does them any harm. I've had to give a few tickets out you know.
Mary: Really?
Burt: Yes. It's a tough job but someone has to do it.
Mary: I see. Well I'm going to go call the Tates and tell them we're ready to leave whenever they are. Go and pack!
Burt: Okay Mar...
<Mary goes in the kitchen as Burt is still standing.>
Burt: What am I going to do? There's crime to solve and the rate of flying from the Carribbean to Conneticut is like 3 hours. The jet lag is horrible! I can't be at two places at once or else Mary will suspect something. Boy I wish the aliens could clone me now!
<Burt goes upstairs to pack and the camera goes inside the kitchen. Mary is on the phone.>
Mary: Hi, I was curious, my husband, Sheriff Campbell has other plans tonight, he won't be able to birdwatch. Can you find a replacement?
<The person on the phone is speaking to Mary.>
Mary: Oh you don't have a birdwatcher? Thanks.
<Mary hangs up the phone and looks angry.>
Mary: BURT! <Screaming so he can hear her.> Call the police station and tell them you will be away for a while. They will need to assign a new birdwatcher!
Burt: I'm away ahead of you Mary!
Mary: <Not screaming anymore.> I bet you are Burt....
