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Also Starring:
Tom Martin

Julie Martin

Maurice Morinne

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Episode 38
In the last episode of SOAP the families were enjoying their luxurious vacation. Mary is still becoming very suspicious of Burt's disappearing acts and some may think that cutting off making love with him might be her way of revenge. Little does she know he's secretly trying to save the world by being Super Soup. Meanwhile, Chester and Jessica woke up together in bed wondering if they might have slept together. All we know is that Chester found a wrapper from protection but he insists it isn't his. El Puercho escaped the dog pound and found out his archenemy is back from the dead. This time El vow's to get revenge by fighting a war against him from the Tate Household. And Billy accidentally walked into the wrong room and found camera's spying on the entire family. He was knocked out before he could do anything but it makes you wonder if this cruise line is really the kind of vacation the families wanted. Confused? You won't be after tonight's episode of SOAP!
Breakfast
Narrator: We begin this episode moments after Billy was knocked out.

<Eunice, Dutch, Jodie, Elaine, Danny, Corinne, Maurice, Tom, Julie, Michael, Robert, Alice, Mary and Burt are all seated at their table eating breakfast. Jessica sits down. Mary goes and whispers to her.>

Mary: Jessica, you have a glow. I saw it from the moment you walked into the dining area. Who did you spend the night with?

Jessica: Oh Mary! I would never do a thing like that. I would be sleeping with a perfectly strange person. Possibly a stranger!

Mary: Jessica you're blushing. Something happened.

Jessica: Nothing at all Mary, I swear!

<The camera switches to Burt, Maurice and Corinne. Burt taps Maurice's shoulder.>

Burt: Wows! Look at that broad walking in.

<Maurice looks up and sees the woman. Corinne slaps him across the side of his head.>

Maurice: Ow! Corinne what was that for?!?!

Corinne: You were looking at another woman! How could you?

Maurice: Burt told me to.

Corinne: How could you do that Burt?

Burt: We just looked. It's not like we gloated over her.

Maurice: Yea Corinne.

Corinne: Don't even start agreeing mister!

Maurice: Sorry dear.

Burt: But it wasn't even a glance, it was a look. A five-second look at most.

Maurice: I think more like three seconds Burt.

Burt: Probably.

Corinne: I never want to catch you staring at another woman again!

Maurice: That's a deal honey!

<The camera now goes to Eunice and Dutch.>

Eunice: Oh Dutch, can I see the check again.

Dutch: But Eunice. This is a public place. People will stare at us.

Eunice: Not if I do this...

<Eunice puts her hand under the table and we can only conjecture as to what she's doing by seeing a huge smile form on Dutch's face. Dutch pulls out the checkbook and shows Eunice. She starts smiling too. The camera goes back to Jessica and Mary. Chester goes and sits down next to them.>

Jessica: What are you doing here Chester?

Chester: I'm having breakfast.

Jessica: Not next to me.

Chester: But I want to be next to you.

Mary: Come on this is vacation. You two are fighting like you are married again and in a fight....(Mary stares at both of them) Oh my God....

Chester: You told her? I thought you wanted this to be our secret!

Jessica: It was supposed to. I never told her a thing.

Chester: But you're glowing! You make things so obvious!

Jessica: Chester just drop it. Now where's Billy? Everyone but Billy is here.

Burt: Actually Chuck hasn't come down either.

Jessica: Yes but I have no interest if he does.

Burt: Oh.

Jodie: And Mrs. David isn't down here either.

Elaine: I wonder what she's doing?

Jodie: Climbing up some bark if you get my drift.

<Jodie winks at Danny and Elaine. They both know that the plan is working.>

Mary: Actually Jessica, me and Burt will go up and check on Billy. Maybe he met a nice girl and spent the morning with her.

Burt: This is Billy. None of his teachers are on board.

Chester: Just go find him.

<Burt and Mary leave. Jessica moves away from Chester.>

Martin Room
<Julie is lying in bed and Tom comes in.>

Tom: Julie what's wrong?

Julie: The boat with all its rocking is making me feel sick. Maybe I shouldn't have gone.

Tom: But our new baby is having it's first vacation.

Julie: I can feel him throwing up inside of me too.

Tom: Well that's just natural I guess.

Julie: I guess Tom. But you don't think it's dangerous?

Tom: Absolutely not! Fear not honey, our child will be just as normal as the rest of the family.

<They look outside of the hallway and see the kids fighting.>

Tom: And maybe smarter than our others too!

<Tom and Julie cuddle in their bed.>

Mrs. David's Room
<Jodie walks up to the door. There is a "Do Not Disturb" sign on Mrs. David's room. He doesn't bother to knock as he seems to be slightly disgusted. Someone who works on the cruise goes up to Jodie.>

Cruise Attendee: Are you the husband?

Jodie: Husband??? Err Uhhh no? It's a single woman in there.

Cruise Attendee: Well we got a request for a change of room. The couple in there want the honeymoon suite.

Jodie: The what?

Cruise Attendee: Honeymoon suite. You aren't the husband right?

Jodie: No. Is there a name on your paper saying who is?

Cruise Attendee: Yes, Mr. Bob Campbell.

<Jodie's eyes open in complete utter shock.>

Hallway
<Burt and Mary are looking for Billy.>

Burt: We are never going to find him. I'm telling you, I think he just went and left.

Mary: How?

Burt: Flying.

Mary: People can't fly.

Burt: They can't? Oh of course not. Crazy me to think that they could. What was going on through my mind? People can't fly.

Mary: That's right.

<They hear a loud rustle. Burt and Mary walk up to the room that Billy was in before. They go to the door.>

Burt: It sounds like trouble Mary.

Mary: Should we go in.

Burt: I think so. I'm the sheriff of the cruise!

Mary: Of course you are honey....

<Burt and Mary walk in and see Billy tied up. They bend down to untie him as two vases crash over their heads. Johnson and Westers are standing above them. The camera goes to show the monitors of the rest of the families. What in the world is going on?>

Will anyone find Burt, Mary and Billy? What are Johnson and Westers going to do to them? Has Mrs. David married Bob? Will any state in the country allow it to be considered marriage? Will Corinne let Maurice even glance at another woman? What will Dutch spend his money on? And will Julie be well enough to last the rest of the vacation? These questions and many others might be answered in the next episode of SOAP!