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In the last episode of SOAP Jessica was
happy to return to a life of normalcy knowing that she
will no longer be executed. Benson was happy to finally
get the last laugh on Westers and Johnson by arresting
them. The Martins were happy to finally reunite again
after being kidnapped. Eunice seemed to be happy with her
new living arrangements with Dutch which consist on not
living in the same room at all. And meanwhile Jodie and
Elaine kissed and they seemed to be happy about that but
don't want to show their happiness too much because if
Danny ever finds out he won't be too happy. Happy to
finally have a new episode of SOAP? Then stay tuned for
it! Dr. Medlow's Office Mary: Come on we're late! Burt: I really don't want to be here Mary. This guy thinks I'm insane. Bob: Well just snap your fingers like you did last time you were here and he will never see you. Danny: Shut up Bob in the next two hours we will be the most sane family in America. Burt: God knows this family could use that. <Dr. Medlow comes in.> Dr. Medlow: Hello Campbell family, it's been a long time since I've seen you last. I saw that you sent some of your other family members on the Tates side over here. Mary: Well yes I knew you could help them the mos... Dr. Medlow: Don't ever send them here again. They make you guys look like average American family. I'd like today for our family session to conference everyone privately first. Charles Campbell could you please come inside. Chuck: It's Chuck. Dr. Medlow: Sure Chuck just leave the dummy outside. Bob: Oh then you have us mistaken. I'm the smart one. Chuck stay out for a while, the doc needs to conference with me.... Tates House <The doorbell rings while Benson is vacuuming. Saunders is dusting the banister.> Benson: You can get that one Saunders. <Saunders opens the door and outside of Hollywood star Pierce Brosnan.> Pierce Brosnan: Hello, I'm Pierce Brosnan, many of you would recognize me as James Bond from the 007 movie franchise or Remington Steele from my old television smash hit. I would like to congratulate you with the 2001 Fast Cash $10,000,000 sweepstakes prize! You just won our grand prize! Benson: Oh Wow.... Mrs. Tate come down and bring the family! <Jessica runs down.> Jessica: What is it? Oh hello, are you our new neighbor? Pierce: No, actually I'm Pierce Brosnan. Jessica: Well how do you do Pierce? I'm Jessica Tate. It's a pleasure to meet you. Is there a problem? Did my daddy shoot at your car? Pierce: Well no...I just came by to congra... <Eunice comes running out of the kitchen. Dutch who is coming downstairs sees her and she has her arms open. He opens his but she shoves him away and hugs Pierce.> Jessica: Do you two know each other? Eunice: Mother this is Pierce Brosnan! Jessica: I know he introduced himself. I think daddy shot at his car. Pierce Brosnan: Well no. I was trying to say that you all won the grand priz... <Corinne comes in with Maurice from the basement.> Corinne: Oh look Maurice it's Pierce Brosnan. Maurice: WOW! Why don't you seem the least bit surprised? Corinne: After a while shockers don't get to you the same way as they use to. I mean in this house there's been an exorcist, gun shots, murder attempts, you name and it's been here. So Pierce what are you doing here? Pierce Brosnan: I was trying to tell you all that you have won the.... <The Major comes down.> The Major: Welcome back Brosnan! Very good work in the theaters. You had all of your men fooled when you defeated the enemy. I'm very proud of you. <The Major salutes Pierce and Pierce does the same and then realizes how crazy that is.> Pierce: So I was saying... Benson: Oh you're never gonna say it! You just won $10,000,000!!! Eunice: Oh my god!!! Dutch: That's great! Eunice: Now you have enough to buy your own place!!! Dutch: You're a bi... Jessica: Now now this is wonderful news!!!! Thank you Pierce for presenting this to us. Pierce: It's my pleasure. Corinne: We got our money back. Somebody should call dad at work. This is the happiest day ever! Dr. Medlow's Office Dr. Medlow: Well Chuck that just about wraps up our session but why do you bring that dummy with you? Chuck: He gives me a great sense of security and makes me feel good about myself. Bob: But we recently had a fight and tried to resolve it for the past month. Dr. Medlow: Oh what's the problem? Bob: Chuck shot me. Dr. Medlow: Now Chuck is that a very nice thing for you to do? Chuck: No.... Dr. Medlow: I'm thinking that maybe your lives would be better spent if you were away from each other for a while. Chuck and Bob: That could work! Dr. Medlow: We'll book a trip somewhere Chuck, have someone watch Bob. Bob: I don't need supervision. Dr. Medlow: Or just toss him in a closet or something but I think you will benefit from a vacation. Now I think you're through. NEXT!!! Tates House Jessica: I'm so happy we have our money. We've had a lot of money trouble lately. Pierce: Well I'm happy nice people like you got the money. Benson: What should I make for lunch? Jessica: How about a grilled chicken salad? Benson: Peanut Butter? Jessica: I want chicken. Benson: We have Peanut Butter sandwiches. Jessica: Fine, Peanut Butter. <Eunice comes downstairs wearing a very elegant outfit.> Eunice: Ohhhh Pierce how about coming over here for a while. Pierce: Well don't you have a pretty outfit on? Eunice: Yes I do. And I bet you would like to get a better look at it too. Pierce: That could be a possibility. Eunice: My names Eunice and I'll take Brosnan as my last name any day. Pierce: Do you want to meet somewhere later tonight? <Dutch comes downstairs and sees Eunice and Pierce close together.> Dutch: Okay that's enough mister. Eunice get away from him now! Pierce Brosnan, James Bond, Remington Steele or whatever your name is get out of my house and leave my wife alone! Pierce: Fine. You have a wonderful woman and I'd fight you for her but you seem to be too emotionally attached to handle a battle so good-bye. Eunice: Bye... <Pierce leaves.> Eunice: How could you do that to me Dutch? Dutch: To you?? I love you Eunice and I'm not going to see you with any other men. We've been through that already. Eunice: You really love me? Dutch: Of course I do sweets. Eunice: I still love you. Dutch: You do? Eunice: Yes. I'm sorry Dutch. I will be much nicer to you for now on. You deserve better. Dutch: Me too. Can I come back to bed with you tonight? Eunice: Yes. <Benson comes in.> Benson: Peanut Butter is ready! Come on in! <Dutch starts walking in.> Eunice: DUTCH! You're walking sluggish. Stand up straight or just don't walk at all. Dutch: She will never change. Still a bit... Eunice: Dutch!!!!! Will the Tates be able to keep this money away from organized crime? Will Eunice and Dutch finally be happy together or will they make the Bundy's look civilized? Is Dr. Medlow's therapy helping everybody or will he just turn them more insane? Find out more in the next episode of SOAP! |
