Announcer: We continue this episode where we left off, at the Tates Christmas Dinner.

Mary: Burt! Where did you go?

Jessica: Mary he turned himself invisible!

Mary: Burt come back in you're scaring everyone!

Michael: Cool dad, the crazy guy can do magic!

The Major: I knew he was a spy.

Chester: Mary I'm sure we just blinked and he dissapeared.

Mary: I better call an ambulance.

Chester: Why? He's not hurt.

Mary: He's missing. I better call the police.

Jessica: Make sure they know what an invisible man looks like.

<The doorbell rings.>

Benson: Do you want me to get that?

Jessica: If you don't mind.

<Benson leaves and comes in with Burt>

Burt: Mary??? I'm back!

Mary: Where did you go....

<Burt starts kissing Mary for a good thirty seconds.>

Mary: I was so worried about you!

Burt: Why? <Whispering to himself> Nothing has happened yet...

<Burt comes up on the Space Ship beamer talking as if he didn't realize he was abducted again.>

Burt: Well congratulations Julie. I'm very happy for <Burt turns around>... You guys again!

<Three aliens are standing. The head alien who speaks has a advance technological gun pointed at Burt.>

Burt: This isn't fair! The Alien went back home! Some how he got my morals.

Head Alien: He apparently still has them Burt. Don't worry, he's just down there for a few weeks doing some research. We promise we will send you back when he's done.

Burt: Great, he's going to take one look at my wife again and next thing I know she'll insist we have another alien child.

Head Alien: That's why he's down there.

Burt: What?

Head Alien: Apparently your wife because pregnant during the cycle of which you were on earth and so was your duplicate.

Burt: The child isn't mine?

Head Alien: We aren't too sure of that. That's why's he down there. If the child isn't his then we're going to give him the vaccination so he does become one of us.

Burt: Are you turning my son silver?

Head Alien: It's all mandatory Burt. Just go to your room.

Burt: Well is Saul still here?

Head Alien: Ummm No. Apparently he found a scrap of the Exodus in his pocket. It took in only 3,733 years to figure it out but we had to send him back down. Apparently there's a whole chapter of your planet's history untold.

Burt: That's wonderful, too bad I'm not around to see it. Can't you just leave my family alone? I mean how many abductees do you have cloned down there?

Head Alien: Not many. Now he only has a two-week supply of shots for himself down there so he has to come up. With our new technology he needs to take an injection of our substances and he'll be perfectly normal. Apparently aliens hormones are off the walls compared to you Earthlings.

Burt: That's what I've heard.

<Corinne is in her bedroom putting on the ring Dutch got her. Dutch walks in.>

Dutch: I see you like it.

Corinne: I do, I just feel wrong to wear it.

Dutch: Don't feel wrong. I love you....I mean I want you to keep it.

Corinne: What did you just say Dutch?

Dutch: I said I love you. I always have since the first time we slept together.

Corinne: Dutch, you have to leave now. It's not appropriate. I'm married and as much as I used to love you, it can never be again. I'm sorry.

Dutch: But my wife left me!

Corinne: She will return Dutch. I have my sympathy for you but I love my husband so there's nothing l can do about this.

<Everyone walks in. Jodie is in the house watching Wendy.>

Burt: Jodie? Remember me? I'm Burt!

Jodie: Yes I believe we have met before.

Burt: Mary? Where's Scotty.

Mary: He's upstairs probably sleeping.

Burt: I'm going to keep him company.

<Burt races upstairs.>

Mary: Danny have you noticed Burt acting odd all night?

Danny: I don't know. I've been wondering, does our brain move from head to head? I mean do we always have the same brain or could me and Jodie switch them?

Jodie: Danny, brains are not baseball gloves. Without your own brain you're dead.

Danny: Then why did Elaine say that I don't have my own brain anymore. She said it was as if I didn't have a brain at all. Does that mean I'm acting like I died?

Jodie: No it means she's staying at the hotel overnight because you haven't figured out that she's not in the best of moods with you.

Danny: Oh I see. Okay, more room in the bed tonight.

<Danny goes upstairs.>

Mary: Jodie, Burt has been weird all night long! He dissapeared in the middle of dinner. I don't mean wandered out of the room, I mean he snapped his fingers and made himself invisible. And the second he came back in the house it was as if he was a whole different person.

Jodie: Well Burt always has been strange.

Mary: But I'm telling you, it's as if he left and someone else just like him came in!

<The camera opens in the control room. Burt goes in and starts pushing buttons.>

Burt: Thank God Saul wrote out instructions for me in case I was ever abducted again. I hope the watch I gave him is still running....

<The beamer opens up and Burt walks in.>

Burt: I'm confronting Alien Burt!

To Be Continued....

SOAP!