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In the last episode of SOAP Elaine told Danny that she's leaving him and she
don't mean maybe, he's gotta drop the saxaphone or she drops him. Mary
thinks she's crazy and when she saw two Burts with one being the alien she
passed out. Dutch brought home a computer for the Tate Household and he got
an email from Eunice, Billy later got an email from someone accusing him of
being a fraud. Meanwhile Alice decided it was time to finally leave home and
go to her "real" parents house, at the Tate property. Confused? You won't
be after tonight's episode of SOAP!
Campbells House Narrator: We continue where we left off, at the Campbells House when Mary saw two Burts. <Mary wakes up and stares and both Burts.> Mary: But there's both of you! I'm going to be sick. Burt: It will be just fine Mary. <Burt goes to comfort her.> Mary: Don't touch me. I don't know who you are. One of you is obviously an alien clone!! You thought I was crazy Burt!!!!!!!!! Now look at me!! I'm seeing two of you and for the first of my life I feel perfectly sane! Burt: You seem to be taking this well Mary. Alien Burt: Yea you do Mary. Mary: I don't know who is who! Alien Burt: Well Burt just walked in here. He's an alien! I'll tell him to leave but we better be careful, he has some of those extraterrestrial instruments. Burt: Mary it's really me. During the dinner last night I was abducted. They sent down him. They say Scotty may be an alien but they aren't sure yet. Alien Burt: See Mary he knows too much. He has to be the alien. Burt: Mary he's the alien, trust me! Mary: I don't know who to trust. I'm going out for a walk! <Mary leaves and the camera goes outside of the house. Ingrid magically appears after a long dissapearance and looks very interested in what's going on.> Ingrid: This is Pervect. <Talking into a walkie-talkie> Boot up the car, we have Campbell Soup to make!!!!! Martins House Tom: Do you think it worked? Julie: She left. Seems like the one thing they had they we don't is money. Tom: Well with the baby and all...maybe you should get a job? Julie: Me? I haven't had a job in years? Why don't you just not buy the house from Mary. Tom: I like the job idea better. It will be more lucrative for the family. Julie: But I'm pregnant! Campbells House - Danny and Elaine's Bedroom Elaine: Danny, it's either me or the saxaphone. Danny: I'm making a lot of money and you're asking me to pick my love over what I love to do! Elaine: It's me or the saxaphone! Danny: The Saxaphone. Outside Campbell's House <Mary is seen taking a walk.> Mary: This is a little relaxing. Hopefully when I return there will only be one Burt left. Actually, better yet, maybe there won't be any Burts. That jerk didn't even believe me Scotty was an alien. I was right and he was wrong. Our baby is an alien! Oh wait, our baby is an alien, that's not good at all! Actually one ofthe Burts said it may not be an alien and they are just giving it tests. Either way our family has problems.... <A car is speeding up in front of Mary. Mary has her mind set on something else so she's not even paying attention to the car. Mary looks up and tries to dodge the speeing car. She lands onto the ground banging her head against the side of a tree. Mary is unconcious. Police Officer Tinkler just happened to be in the neighborhood and walks by.> Police Officer Tinkler: Are you all right Mrs. Campbell? Mary: I'm ummm.... <Ingrid runs up.> Ingrid: Mr. Tinkler it's okay. Police Officer Tinkler: Oh no, I'm not leaving you with her. You're crazy and I can't understand half the words you say! Ingrid: Listen! We made amends a while back. I will take her back inside so Burts...Burt can take care of her. Police Officer Tinkler: Well all right. <Police Officer Tinkler leaves.> Ingrid: I have one too many people related to me. Randolph would be proud of this moment. <Ingrid pulls out a gun to Mary and starts pulling the tigger.> Ingrid: Bye Bye. This is for taking avay my Corinne! Mary: Corinne? Whose Corinne? I guess I'm never going to find out.... To Be Continued.... Will Mary die? Will one of the Burts go back to the ship? Has Danny really picked Elaine over the saxaphone? Will Alice return home? Will Julie get a job? Will anything ever go back to being normal in these families? These questions and many others might be answered in the next episode of SOAP! *Just a message from Adam to all of SOAP AR fans: I'm sorry for the lack of Tates in this episode. They of course will be in upcoming episodes but for right now the Alien Burt story is the major one. Don't worry big stuff is going to be happening very soon.* |
